Non è stato facile. Non è stato per niente facile. Nemmeno per sogno lo è stato. Abbiamo attraversato intere galassie, combattendo contro un plotone di Stormtrooper, ma vista la loro mira la fatica era poca. Abbiamo visto Boba Fett volare vicino a noi facendoci un gesto con il dito medio e tante persone di cui vogliamo continuare a ignorare l’esistenza fare cose indicibili. Alla fine però, dopo mille peripezie abbiamo ritrovato la rotta giusta e i ribelli ci hanno trovato e accolto nel loro quartier generale. Tutto questo solo per poter parlare con Chewbecca. Eravamo curiosi di conoscere il suo parere personale riguardo a Star Wars Battlefront 2. Senza nascondere la sua seccatura, ecco cosa ci ha risposto:
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